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FAZ: You're so German! An expat returns home...

The ultimate culture shock, however, hit me during my first visit to the supermarket. Seconds after entering, I noticed a swarm of shop employees honing in on me like heat-seeking missiles. They began barraging me with ”How are yous.” Rather than jumping for joy at the friendly customer service I had missed for so long, all I could think was ”You don't know me!” and ”Why are you pretending like you're my best friend?!”

(via Nate)

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