Tanja Hötzle, author for the German satire magazin Titanic, recently complained that Google found no hits for "Sexgöttin Tanja Hötzle". The German blogosphere has only been too happy to help fix this obvious flaw. But shouldn't the qualities of a true sex goddess transcend the artificial limits of national borders and language? As an expat blogger, is it not my duty to see that such important memes are released to the English-speaking world? Therefore, without further ado: Sex Goddess Tanja Hötzle.