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Black and White

We haven't made any progress on the house pet front, but the ongoing negotiations are encouraging. We do have some further details on why Christopher is insisting on a dalmatian.

>Mama: What about a beagle. They're cute and have such floppy ears.

>Christopher: But beagles are brown. I want a dalmatian that's black and white. Black and white are my favorite colors.

>Mama: Why is that?

>Christopher: Black is in the German flag and white is in the American flag. So a dalmatian is German and American, just like me.

Can't argue with that logic.

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