How I Punked Facebook

It took me nearly two years, but I finally did it. I was able to get the better of Facebook. Yesterday I was able to celebrate my birthday without a single greeting on social media, even if my wife very nearly gave me away.

It was heaven! It was bliss! I was living free of the distractions of the digital world, if only for one day. My day! For me, me alone!

I hope your day was a good one too.